Hell of the Living Dead
My friends, hear me out.
As we all wait for the Zombie Apocalypse, we must understand that it is not a sustainable society. Why, you ask?
There is one thing that has always bothered me about our dream. One Achilles heal to our great society. It is never touched upon in our cinema. It is glossed over to further the story, for you see… if they showed the truth, the story would be nothing. We would not have 2 hours of gore and blood, it would simply end with only a handful of deaths.
But why? Why would the great plan not work? Simply put, a Zombie eats it prey. There would be nothing left, a Zombie does not get full.
There are some possibilities here. For example, if a Zombie were to start eating but was then quickly killed, it would infect what it has not finished. But a Zombie in a vacuum of safety would not be able to contain itself. It would simply eat everything. Its belly would burst but it would continue to eat.
Of course there are differing theories. The dead are infected by mutagens, bites, airborne chemicals, society or all of the above. Everyone has a different take on the catalyst but they all come to the same conclusion, Zombies eat people. Whether it be the flesh or the brain, they eat and consume all manner of hominid. There’s a similar species found on this planet, we call it a locust. Locust destroy every plant in their path.
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In the wake of a Zombie attack, I urge all Zombies to take heed these words and go on a diet. Take a bite or two but do not gorge yourself. Let the others see the light of day. We are strength in numbers. But one Zombi can not do it alone.
And finally, this is the most important thing. DO NOT LET THE HUMANS BREAK THAT GLASS!
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